The enviable upsides of having something sticking out of your backside

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APRIL 18, 2025
2025-03-16-1059

Richard Robinson

For some, a cyclone is a time to stay indoors. But for surfers and photojournalists, it’s time to get to work. At Murray’s Bay wharf Richard Robinson found Toby McGhee and Pat Evans sizing up the swell. They jumped off the wharf between sets and got some scrappy action.

“The grommets always froth for a storm swell in the city,” observed Zofia Seymour, a designer doing an internship with NZGeo, and today helping Richie shoot some 360 video of the cyclone for our environmental education programme in schools (in association with Blake Trust).

Meanwhile, unable to get to the office, editor Catherine Woulfe and I are looking through proofs for the latest issue on my kitchen bench. It's another dazzling buffet of stories that could only be found in New Zealand Geographic—features on miracle seaweed, giant wētā, walking Te Araroa, the pigs that are eating our frogs, and the precision sport of marching. It will be on the press next week, and arriving in your letterbox the end of the following... by which time everyone will have dried out.

 

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JUST SO

The enviable upsides of having something sticking out of your backside

Cats use theirs for balance, canines for communication. The tails of marine creatures propel them through the water, while those of pīwakawaka help the birds to change direction mid-flight. Monkeys and possums use their prehensile appendages to swing through the trees. Foxes and squirrels wrap their fluffy, bushy tails around their bodies to keep warm, and kangaroos use their muscular ones as a kind of fifth leg to rest on as they graze, and to propel them when they walk. Some scientists theorise that tails even helped the first fish to colonise the land, via a rear-end shimmy that propelled them up sandy sloping shallows onto shore.

Cows, horses, bison and giraffes deploy their swatting tails against insects, while other animals are equipped with more aggressive weapons. Picture the bommy-knocker club of an ankylosaurus, or the venomous barbs embedded in a stingray or scorpion’s deadly tail.

More insulting than injurious, hippopotamuses spin their stubby tails like a whirligig while defecating, flinging poo in all directions. It seems to be about marking territory: in a recent study in Mozambique, hippos responded to recordings of the “wheeze honk” calls of strangers with this flamboyant signature move.

Female rats, on the other hand, use their tails during lovemaking—when scientists surgically removed them, they found that the lady rodents’ male partners “seemed to have trouble finding their way and completing the mating process”. Tails, in fact, have entwined with our thinking about animal sex all the way back to Charles Darwin.

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EDUCATION

One hundred years ago, we thought IQ tests could predict the future

When schools opened in the summer of 1924, thousands of tweens around New Zealand were faced with an exotic and potentially life-defining new hurdle. The Education Department, caught up in the international vogue for intelligence testing, had adopted the Terman Group Test of Mental Ability, an American conception. All first-year post-primary students were required to sit the test: half an hour, 240 questions, covering such areas as maths and logic, reading comprehension and general knowledge. This was the first time any such test had been rolled out to a whole country.

Light-hearted newspaper articles suggested that our politicians should also be tested. A rather spiteful opinion piece in the Wanganui Chronicle claimed that intelligence testing had proved America was a nation of morons. Sample questions were printed in the papers, so that adult readers could play along. For example: As a monk is to a man, a              is to a soldier. (The answer, frustratingly, was not supplied.)

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